Looking for friend

Hi. To be honest with you, I’m a very boring person and mostly useless. My whole life has been pretty boring. I can’t even remember a single interesting memory to tell you about. Basically, I have nothing to talk about at all. I also don’t really have any hobbies. When I was younger I liked watching movies and playing puzzle games, but nowadays I don’t have any interesting hobbies. No music, no sports, nothing. I do nothing professionally. So if you’re looking for someone to sit next to and just look around quietly, I might actually be a good option. But before contacting me, imagine this: you go out with a non-Finnish guy who has absolutely nothing to talk about. You sit there together in silence, just looking around. Very awkward. So maybe ask yourself… isn’t it better to stay comfortably in your comfort zone instead of going out with this weirdo? By the way I’m not Finnish, but if you speak slowly I can understand you. And if you’re patient enough to wait while I slowly build my sentences in Finnish, that would be awesome. I am improving… just very slowly.